What’s In a Name?

“Welcome to the third round of the FA Cup where it’s Manchester versus Sheffield for the right to play West who beat Bournemouth earlier today”.

Hearing that report on the radio or TV, the listener or viewer would have no idea of which two teams were playing and who they would face in the next round. Is it Manchester United or Manchester City? Are they playing Sheffield United or Sheffield Wednesday? And surely no-one would use the word ‘West’ to describe West Ham United or West Bromwich Albion? But that kind of ambiguity is exactly what every match commentator, TV pundit, football journalist and news reporter does every time they talk about the fourth team in that quote, AFC Bournemouth.

Bournemouth Rovers was formed in 1875 before changing its name to Bournemouth Dene Park in 1888, a name it played under for just one season before amalgamating Bournemouth Arabs in 1889 and renaming the club as Bournemouth FC. Ten years later Boscombe FC was formed out of the Boscombe St John’s Lads Institute Club, four years after that joining the Hampshire League West at exactly the same time as Bournemouth FC.

Boscombe FC changed its name to Bournemouth and Boscombe Athletic when it joined League Division Three South in 1923 moving up from the Southern League. Bournemouth FC at this time remained in the Hampshire League where that club continued to ply its trade until joining the Wessex League in 1986. By this time Bournemouth and Boscombe Athletic had been playing as AFC Bournemouth for 15 years and was competing in League Division Three.

Quite obviously Bournemouth FC and AFC Bournemouth are two completely different clubs, even playing each other in a First Qualifying Round FA Cup tie in the 1921/22 season, so why do all the football commentators, pundits and reporters insist on referring to AFC Bournemouth as ‘Bournemouth’ now that the younger club has made it to the Premier League? It’s very disrespectful to both clubs, in particular to the older Bournemouth FC who are still competing in the Wessex League.

Is it ignorance on the part of all these football experts? That would seem out of place with all the other in-depth facts they are always capable of sharing with us. The depth of knowledge that supports often wonderful articles, most recently during the coverage of the scandals at FIFA, would suggest that reporters and commentators are not ignorant. Then it can only be one other thing: laziness, a laziness borne out of a complete disinterest for football below the Premier League, a laziness that insists on calling Leeds United ‘Leeds’ and Derby County ‘Derby’. It is AFC Bournemouth, not Bournemouth.

If the football writers and presenters find that a difficult concept to grasp, maybe they should try making a Bakewell tart out of poppies and see if that makes any difference to how that confection is supposed to taste. It’d be a fantastic reminder that the Poppies of Bournemouth FC are definitely not the Cherries of AFC Bournemouth.

Money Talks

Updated October 2nd 2015

So now McDonalds, Coca Cola, VISA and Budweiser have all called for Sepp Blatter to resign for the sake of FIFA and football. If ever anyone wants to define irony then they should quote the previous sentence.

FIFA is in its current turmoil because of one simple factor, the pursuit of maximising revenues. Making a healthy profit is one thing, but maximising the levels of income at the expense of every other consideration is another thing altogether, especially when the soul of what your selling is also sold. Sponsors pay more money for exclusivity rights. Sell our beer only and we’ll give you more cash. Make sure we’re the only unhealthy burger brand associated with your sport and we’ll fund all your lavish tournaments. And by association all your lavish accommodation, travel and lifestyles.

So FIFA got greedy, took the money, forgot what football was all about (the people’s game) and eventually and unsurprisingly where there are wads of money there are likely to be large scale corruption. The investigations will hopefully root out any corrupt officials and corrupt practices, but for those organisations that have been the root cause of the problems in the game being the ones to advocate change in the game, for the good of the game, is laughable.

As football fans (and players) we don’t need to have just one sugary soft drink, we don’t need to have just one credit card we can use to buy the only tasteless beer available, and we definitely don’t need the excessive presentations of the game that come with having too much money to spend on it, in order to play or watch the game we love. Yes, money is important to help develop football across the world and bring all nations up to as best a standard as possible, but five star hotels for officials, luxury cars to transport them from match to match, first class travel to visit potential World Cup hosts; all those things are not necessary and serve no purpose but to enhance the lifestyles of those involved in organising the game.

So VISA, Coca Cola, McDonalds and Budweiser, your demands for Blatter to go could easily be thrown back at you. Football doesn’t need you in the same way we don’t need Blatter and all the suspect FIFA officials. Why don’t you just disappear as well?

Original article

Whilst the football world rejoices in Sepp Blatter’s resignation, well fans and the media anyway, it might be prudent to understand the reasons behind his decision before putting up the bunting for the street parties. Just four days prior his resignation Sepp Blatter stood up at the FIFA Congress to thank its members for giving him the mandate to lead the organisation for the next four years. This was a defiant ‘there’s nothing on me’ Sepp Blatter, who was sure he was the right person to drive the necessary changes to reposition FIFA in the eyes of the footballing world. This wasn’t a person who was in any doubt; Sepp Blatter knew he was the right man and knew that FIFA members believed him to be, too.

So what happened since his re-election to turn a four year mandate into a four day mandate? Of course the full details of what caused this momentous turnaround may come out in the course of time, but there are likely to be only two scenarios that could have caused it: he was made aware that the FBI had discovered something about him that might suggest criminal malpractice, or the sponsors, the money men, made it clear to him that he should step down or else they would pull their funding.

It’s very telling that three main sponsors, Coca Cola, VISA and Adidas, all came out with favourable comments with regards to Sepp Blatter’s resignation. If they have applied pressure on him with the threat of withdrawing financial support for FIFA, then Blatter’s decision will be one of jumping out of the frying pan into the fire. Regardless of whether or not the FIFA president was corrupt, and he certainly believes he has acted within the rules, the trouble with football and FIFA is that money talks. It’s all about the money, never about the football. Even if FIFA was the cleanest organisation in the world the stench of money would still overpower it. The sponsors pull the (purse) strings.

Now is the time for FIFA, and the football world in general, to take a long hard look at itself. If football interests are at the heart of FIFA operations then take those billions in sponsorship money and re-distribute it amongst all member clubs and associations supporting grass roots football across the world; now that would be in the interests of football. Or forego sponsorship altogether. Forget lavish presentations of World Cup Finals. The fans don’t want that, the players don’t want it. All that ostentation, all that showing off, it’s only for the benefit of FIFA members and the sponsors. There is absolutely no need to pour billions of pounds into staging a World Cup tournament, and there is no need for it to have exclusive drinks, credit card of sportswear manufacturers.

But of course nothing will change whilst money rules the roost. Just look at the Premier League in England where a team that finished bottom can be rewarded with over £64million and more to come in the shape of parachute payments. For FIFA it will be ‘Welcome to the new boss, same as the old boss’. The FIFA apple is most likely rotten to the core, and even if there are people within the organisation with unquestionable ethics and morals, it will be difficult for their voices to be heard over and above an unhealthy soft drinks manufacturer dangling their dollars around … as long as FIFA does what it’s told, of course.

B+ for the Beeb

I hold my hand up, I never thought the BBC could produce quality coverage of the FA Cup, but they proved me wrong, showing a passion and a reverence for the competition long lost by their commercial rivals. The question, though, is: Did they really do it justice?

The 2014/15 FA Cup competition started with eight Extra Preliminary Round matches on Friday 15th August. Were these, or any other of the 184 contests that took place that weekend covered by the BBC? On TV, definitely not. On Radio, there was a spattering of local coverage. On the Internet, there was a dedicated web page on the BBC Sport website providing previews, scores, some facts and reviews, and for that the organisation is to be applauded.

The Internet coverage of the early FA Cup Rounds was a welcome addition to the BBC service, but by not being complemented by the mainstream TV media, it lost a considerable amount of its impact. This was a golden opportunity missed by the corporation, a miss that was compounded by the desultory references to these early matches once the coverage moved to TV in November and January.

Those first two ‘proper’ rounds were freshly presented, providing new and interesting styles of coverage including the excellent Sunday afternoon score updates programme. Whilst there was little in the way of mention of the six rounds that had gone before them, the ‘getcarriedaway’ hashtag and the obvious enthusiasm for the competition shown by the presenters and commentators promised that the Cup was going to be in good hands with the Beeb.

But then the Third Round came along, and all that had gone before it was almost forgotten. A repeat of the 2014 final was chosen as a live match at the expense of coverage of any of the five non-league teams that had battled to make it that far, a match that even die-hard fans of both sides would have found it difficult to be enthused about. Sadly the non-league teams failed to progress, although both Blyth Spartans and Wrexham gave us cup romantics some hope, but even then the BBC more or less ignored the lower league sides. Yes Cambridge United were chosen to be shown live, but only because they were facing Manchester United and the Beeb hadn’t covered them in the Third Round. Even after Bradford City stunned the eventual Premier League Champions, they were still ignored despite being drawn against another Premier League side at home in the Fifth Round.

Even the ‘much better than usual’ documentary fronted by Gary Lineker failed to give any recognition to the Qualification Rounds. That’s 624 clubs, across the length and breadth of England and Wales that were completely and utterly disregarded. It was as if their contributions to this fantastic competition had no worth. Well try telling that to the thousands of players and fans who were involved in those games. Having attended these early cup ties over the past 30 years or more, I know that the passion and desire to be involved in the FA Cup by these clubs is at least as intense as it is for those who get close to tasting actual glory.

So BBC, well done for taking the competition seriously. Congratulations for creating new resources, adding more angles, showing more enthusiasm and giving the FA Cup more airtime than your rivals. However, if you really want to present this illustrious, historical competition in all its glory then please bring the cameras and the reporters and the TV pundits to matches played in August. Come talk to the players, the managers, the fans, the volunteers of local clubs up and down the country who, despite knowing there’ll be no glory in it for them, all love being involved in the FA Cup and who all would love their clubs being given the recognition for helping to make it the number one football competition in the world. Overall then it’s a B+ and ‘could do better’.

Opposite Ends of the Spectrum

On the day that FIFA Congress elected Sepp Blatter for a fifth term as President of that questionable organisation, something more uplifting was happening in Manchester where fan owned FC United of Manchester were playing their inaugural match at their new Broadhurst Stadium.

If you were new to football you’d be forgiven for thinking that it was rife with corruption and malpractice, with those involved focused purely on what was in it for them and less about what was right for the so called beautiful game. But dig deeper and you will find the real soul of football, a heart so full of spirit that it belies the money grabbing approach of those in control of the sport.

FC United of Manchester’s story is not new news, but it is heartening to know that there is hope for football, hope that springs up when people put football at the heart of their decision making processes and not financial return, when communities come together for the benefit of all and not for the benefit of the wealthy few.

Tomorrow is the FA Cup final, where all those in the media aghast at the financial greed of those running our game, will once again trot out the financial benefits of winning this illustrious competition. It’s always the same: the £120m Championship play-offs, the £5.4bn Premiership TV deal, the value of parachute payments, the weekly wage packet of the Premiership stars – all focused on by certain duplicitous media who give not two hoots for the sport itself. Money is first, everything else is nowhere.

But up and down the country there are thousands of community clubs run not for the financial gains available, but for the pride of maintaining a piece of history in the town or the village, a continuation that matters so that future generations will get the chance to experience what football should be all about.

So if you’re angry about the machinations of FIFA and wish to do something about it might I suggest two immediate courses of action? First, boycott those products that fund this bloated organisation and second, find out which is your local club, go and visit that club, offer your services to help run the club, get others to become involved. Follow the example of FC United of Manchester, turn your back on the greed and focus on the need. After all, it’s at that end of the spectrum where you will find the real pot of gold.